May 2013
when your friends get other friends and they stop...
thatfunnyblog:
Funny Stuff you like?
pleasecornetobrazil:
pleasecornetobrazil:
im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
You had me at "the blunt is rolled"
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Marijuana Rant
Since we’ve moved to Kansas, it’s been really hard to get weed. We don’t know anyone here as it is, let alone someone who sells or even smokes for that matter. So every time we run out, we have to try to find some in Columbia. If we’re lucky, someone will meet us halfway. It just really fucking sucks. Medical marijuana helps me in so many different ways. It’s the only...
April 2013
mrmisf0rtune:
ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn:
what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
jakemalik:
how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
westbor0baptistchurch:
Seeing people having fun without u.
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feffery:
current emotion: i need money
consulting-detective-with-a-box:
pixelnuggets:
i hate people who write “tried so hard not to reblog this”
really??
really????????
dID YOU REALLY TRY SO HARD
DID YOU BEGIN TO BLEED AS YOU SCROLLED PAST
HAVE YOU FELT THE DEMON INSIDE YOU CONTROLLING YOUR BODY AND TRYING TO REBLOG
TELL ME
HOW HARD DID YOU TRY
HOW
HARD
I tried so hard not to reblog this
gabilliamqueen:
gabilliamqueen:
IM SO PUMPED I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO A FUCKIN BACKFLIP
I CANNOT DO A BACKFLIP
thesickestjokes:
I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
I want to reblog like everything you post but then I remember that I’m lurking and you still hate me so I can’t. Boooo.
ayeyophoebe:
my dad just said “what if My Chemical Romance comes back as My Chemical Steady Relationship and just does parodies their old songs and it will be like ‘The White Parade’ or ‘I’m Perfectly Fine.’”
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
thorki:
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
shitonskanks:
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional. What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.
epic-humor:
lolsofunny:
seriously whAT KIND OF SICK PERSON PUTS A ZEBRA IN A COLORING BOOK
time to shine