im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
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the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
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Since we’ve moved to Kansas, it’s been really hard to get weed. We don’t know anyone here as it is, let alone someone who sells or even smokes for that matter. So every time we run out, we have to try to find some in Columbia. If we’re lucky, someone will meet us halfway. It just really fucking sucks. Medical marijuana helps me in so many different ways. It’s the only thing that helps my cramps/PMS. It also helps with my anxiety, insomnia, and stomach problems. To some people, I would be considered a drug addict because I use marijuana every day. Even though I CAN live without it, why should I have to when it helps me so much? I can’t understand why our government is so against a crop that helps SO many people here. I understand that smoking it isn’t healthy. Any sort of smoke is not good for you. But that’s why there’s edibles. I really really wish that the american government would get the stick out of their ass and legalize marijuana EVERYWHERE. Not to mention the fact that hemp can be used as a steel and paper substitute. We are in debt people, legalizing marijuana wouldn’t just help with pain relief/health ailments, but we could actually use it for construction/every day things to save money. And the government could tax it. There is absolutely no reason medical marijuana should be illegal. It is not a drug. It is not harmful. The government itself has killed more people than marijuana has.
what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
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did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
tragically beautiful
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how to tie the strongest knot ever
step 1: put a pair of headphones in your pocket
step 2: wait 1 minute
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Honey kief blunt❤